Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Warning Virus!

The Center for Disease Control (CDC) just issued a medical alert about a highly contagious and potentially dangerous virus that can be transmitted orally, by hand, or even electronically. It is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you get WORK from your boss, or a colleague, or anyone else, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus can wipe out your personal life!

If you come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest supermarket and purchase one or both of the two known antidotes: Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Reeboter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Share this alert with your circle of friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Taken from a friendly newsletter by Dan Millman. Just for the record, we at Street Attack do not spread the WORK virus. Instead, we’ve been known to foster People Loving Advertising Year-round (PLAY) and Friends Utilizing Networking (FUN). Enjoy!


brett said...

Sweet one Luke!

Mother Madrigal said...

I have alerted the medical community and they promise to be on the look out for fresh cases. I shall also be sure to take the antidote for prophylaxis. MM